Perfect Tight Ass

Kat has that classic model/pin up/stripper/pornstar look; long blonde hair, long legs, big tits, slim waist, and a tight little ass just begging to be released from her bright red thong. And she likes big, rough hands all over it; squeezing it, smacking it, and if you happened to stick a finger up there, no […]

Shirley met us this afternoon and quickly got tired of us quoting Airplane! and asking her to sing "Animal Crackers In My Soup" for us. Not sure why we were so punchy today - must have been the lovely weather, or the fact that we're off for the 4th - but we were even more […]

Ester is…wait, Ester? Who the hell still names their kid Ester? It's a good thing she's so hot, that's for sure. She cheerleads for one of the many colleges around here - she wouldn't tell us which one - and came by in her uniform for a photo shoot. She led us in a cheer […]

Damn! Charlotte is packing some honky-tonk badonkadonk, wouldn't you agree? She's got chunks like a jar of peanut butter, and they're very spreadable, too. We figured she'd be a good change of pace from all the skinny girls we've seen around here lately. Not that we mind a tight ass we can palm one-handed, but […]

Kristy is a cheerleader who got caught doing something very bad (we weren't told what, but we can only imagine) in the boys' locker room, so the cheerleading coach and the football coach decided that she needed to be punished. In most schools, this means a reprimand and detention, maybe a few days of suspension […]

Man, it's been entirely too long since we've seen a good, hard buttfucking around here. It's one thing to have a perfect, tight ass - Lord knows those are more than acceptable around here - but what's the point if you never put it to good use. It's like having a car you never drive. […]

Good grief! Call us Captain Ahab, because Georgia Jones is our great white whale, meaning we'd span the globe hunting her and, knowing us, probably lose a leg in the process. Also, she wears white a lot, as you can see. She doesn't wear it for very long, though - it usually ends up crumpled […]

Perfect asses aren't exclusively homegrown; as we all know, many fine asses come from Europe. We here at PTA think it's something in the drinking water, but whatever the source, European babes are among the hottest of the hot, and Angel Dark is a perfect example of this. When she walked on the set, and […]

Wow, we hope Jenel's ass knows CPR, because it took our breath away. She has to be one of the finest pieces of tail we've seen yet. We told her as much, and her response was "why settle for a piece when you can have the whole thing?" Our kind of girl. She had no […]

  Is there anything as refreshing as a gentle summer rain? We certainly don't think so; in fact, we found Rain and her friend very refreshing indeed. They bounced onto Captain Stabbin's boat like they owned it, and looked to be admiring the rigging. That's exactly what we were doing, too. They were eager to […]